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September 25, 2016 / conservadox

Dvar Torah- Nitzavim

In this week’s portion, Moses says yet again that the Jews will be punished if they don’t keep the Torah.  That makes sense for the generation that agreed to keep it.  But what about future generations that aren’t party to the covenant?  Why should they be bound?

Arama argues that Jews are bound because it would be self-destructive not to be: that if they ignore the Torah, God will ignore them, causing them to be destroyed.  In other words, abandon the covenant if you like but be prepared to suffer the consequences.

But of course, Jews (and even entire Jewish communities) have assimiliated into the general population without any obvious ill effects.  So its not always true (at least post-Temple) that Jews will be physically punished for abandoning the Torah.

However, it does seem to me that there’s another way of looking at it.  If your community abandons the covenant, they may not be physically harmed- but they will be cease to exist as Jews.  They will just become part of the general community, for good or for ill.

To put it another way, Judaism is a bit like baseball: if you deviate far enough from the rules of baseball (however you interpret them) eventually you’re not playing baseball any more.  You may be playing football or soccer or basketball, but not baseball.

So where do differences among Jews fit into this?  Just as baseball changes, Judaism changes.  But how much change creates an entirely different game?  Orthodoxy argues that any change outside its boundaries turns the game into a different sport; non-Orthodox Jews argue that they are still close enough to the original rules to still be playing more or less the same game.

September 25, 2016 / conservadox

shabbos dinner

I continue to take advantage of Manhattan’s selection of kosher restaurants.  This week: Kai Fan, a Chinese restaurant in Riverdale.  Since I live in Manhattan (and not even on the Upper West Side but Midtown) why would I drag myself that far north for take out food?

Because Kai Fan has a small Korean menu, so I got bulgogi and galbi short ribs- although they tasted pretty similar, both surprisingly good.

Also: green salad and zucchini (added by the restaurant)

brown rice (ditto)

Ozuke kimche (which I just had lying around)

meringue (at bake shop in Riverdale)

chocolate goop (choc ball mix but I didn’t get portions right to cohere)

September 18, 2016 / conservadox

Dvar Torah- Ki Tavo

This week’s Torah portion begins with the bikkurim ritual, in which a farmer brings his first fruits to Jerusalem.  This ritual is part of an elaborate ceremony- so much so that it takes up a full chapter of Deuteronomy (26).

Why so much pagaentry? Arama writes that the more “time has elapsed since Israel has entered the Holy Land, the greater the danger that this fact may be forgotten.  It therefore becomes progressively more important to remind ourselves of this.” In other words, don’t just be thankful for the present, but for the past as well.

I thought of this recently in the context of my father’s life.  While saying Modim, it occurred to me that I was acknowledging not only positive things in my own life, but also the miracle that led me to exist.  My father spent a big chunk of World War II (1943-45) hiding out from the Gestapo in and around Berlin.  He managed to not only survive, but avoid concentration camps.  So just as the Jewish farmers of Temple times thanked God for the long-ago miracle of ancestors escaping Egypt, I suppose I should be equally thankful for the long-ago miracle of ancestors avoiding Auschwitz.

September 13, 2016 / conservadox

Minyan count so far

How many minyans have I said kaddish at since my father died?  Here’s my count so far, a minimum of 48 I think:

Pittsburgh- Kesser Torah

Chabad (at least one of the minyans, the one that meets at Naamat – I know I’ve davened at the main Chabad at Wightman, not sure if after my dad died though)

Shaarey Torah

Beth Shalom

Poale Zedek

Young Israel

(other shuls? Maybe, can’t remember if after dad died in Jan. or before)

Jacksonville- Etz Chaim

Atlanta- Beth Tefillah

Ahavat Achim

Beth Jacob

Young Israel

New Toco Shul

Washington- Agudat Israel afternoon minyan

(OSTT maybe- can’t remember if after first of year)

Baltimore- Agudat Israel

Detroit- Young Israel of Oak Park

Kollel in Oak Park

Ann Arbor Orthodox Minyan

Beth Israel (Ann Arbor)

Queens- Briarwood Jewish Center

Young Israel of Queens Valley

Brooklyn- 770 Eastern Parkway (Chabad headquarters)

Prospect Heights shul

Ahavas Yisrael

Landau shul

Boro Park “minyan factory”

Young Israel-Beth El of Boro Park

Young Israel of Flatbush

Bronx- Hebrew Institute of Riverdale

Staten Island- Young Israel of Staten Island

Manhattan- Adereth El

West Side Jewish Center

Shearith Israel

Bialystoker Synagogue

Milliney Center Synagogue

Park East Synagogue

Mt. Sinai Jewish Center

Khol Adath Jeshurun

Stanton Street Shul

Mechon Hadar (not really a shul, more of a beit midrash)

Los Angeles- Shaarey Zedek (Valley View)

Adat Yeshurun (Moroccan)

Valley Beth Shalom

Happy Minyan

Young Israel of Century City

Aish LA

Young Israel of Hancock Park

Anshe Emet

Sinai Temple


September 11, 2016 / conservadox

Dvar Torah- Ki Tetze

One of the more unusual laws in the Torah (Deut. 25:11) states that if two men “get into a fight with each other, and the wife of one comes up to save her husband from his antagonist and puts out her hand and sizes him by his genitals, you shall cut off her hand.” (I note that the Talmud requires payment of damages by the wife rather than hand-slicing).

JPS refers to the fighting males as “men.”  However, Arama calls them “brothers” and writes that this language “indicates that the quarrel was not that serious that one parth tried to kill the other.  When the wife interferes in such a situation in a manner that endangers the life of her husband’s opponent, she has heightened the tension between them.”

I am not sure Arama’s translation is right.  But I like the ethical point he is trying to make: when two acquaintances are having a quarrel, try to avoid escalating the conflict.


September 9, 2016 / conservadox

shabbos dinner

I decided to take advantage of being in Manhattan, which for the time being means ordering out instead of cooking.  I went to Mexikosher (getting some sort of beef and duck combination) and to Kosher Marketplace.  At the latter I got a couple of Indian dishes (chana masala, chicken with spinach), some duck bacon (!) and a frozen whoopie pie.

September 4, 2016 / conservadox

Manhattan shul website

Now that I am back in NYC, I decided to spin off my Manhattan shul reviews into a separate website, 

September 4, 2016 / conservadox

Spinning off my Pittsburgh shuls site into a separate webpage

September 4, 2016 / conservadox

Dvar Torah- Shoftim

This coming week’s portion contains regulations relating to kings.  Arama asks why the Torah even needs to legislate monarchy, since kings are “in world wide use.”

He answers that “leadership is essential for successful pursuit of a nation’s purpose.”  This is the sort of answer that tells us more about the 14th c. than about the Torah.

Today, we know that leadership comes in a variety of ways; as a result, monarchy is rare. Even dictatorships style themselves as republics, usually rejecting hereditary leadership (except North Korea of course!)   But Arama could not concieve of a succssful government without a king, because he lived at a time when kings were common.

September 3, 2016 / conservadox

Shabbos dinner

Last night I had my first shabbos dinner in my new NYC apartment.  Because I just koshered my kitchen the night before and got furniture a few hrs earlier I didn’t have time for anything too elaborate.

My main course was Saba’s pizza (my favorite) with Trader Joe’s soy sausage.  Why that?  Because the Torah portion mentions the milk/meat prohibition so I wanted one thing related to the portion.

Also: kale with smoked trout (because I found kosher smoked trout at Trader Joe’s)

some sort of yellow melon I found at a Korean market (not that good)

fresh figs

Israeli Elite chocolate with milk cream